I have no title for this days events.

After everyone was done with their dinner and it was time for bed.  Of course like any average 2 year old my son was not cooperating.  After several attempts of telling him to go to bed my fiance finally gets up and gives our son a whooping for not listening and yelled at him to go to bed.  This causes our son to crawl up on the couch and literally lay on top of me and hysterically cry.  So after this incident happened I get up holding our son while he is crying and hyperventilating. And if your are a mother you can guess what happened next,  he got himself so worked up that he caused himself for projectile vomit all over my chest and all the way down the front of both of us,  this causing him to cry more (I thought I was going to have to perform an excorsism on this child). I take him to the bathroom to start a bath to clean him off and assess the situation. Before taking off his shirt I realize the only way to do so will cause me to smear vomit all over his face. 😷 I figure that I'm bathing him anyway so I might as well go for it. This was a bad idea because it causes him to cry EVEN HARDER and start screaming "I'm yucky!  I'm yucky!" So I set him in the shower and wipe the vomit off his face to hopefully call him down. During this whole situation I ask my fiance if there is any way he could help me (with a little bit of attitude),  his response?  "Nope." So I say fine and start taking my throw up covered clothes off and I ended up getting it all in my hair and ON MY FACE 😷😷😷 I started gagging right then!  But as any momma knows,  you ain't got time for that!  So I use a rag to wipe the vomit off my face and am running around the house just about butt ass naked trying to get towels for us, cleaning up vomit and trying to calm down the kid. After I got him rinsed off enough he starts hollering "Momma I want bubbles." 😒 I pour some bubbles in the tub hoping that'll calm my possessed little demon child,  it did.  All the while my fiance is sitting on the couch watching YouTube videos of people playing video games.  Finally after I convince demon baby that he needs to get out of the tub I put on his pull up and send him off to bed. Before heading to the bathroom I say to my fiance "I'm getting in the shower,  not that you care." (Cuae you know I'm pissed) I then get in the shower to clean all the vomit off myself. Low and behold not even 5 minutes into my shower I hear "mommy?" And the curtain flies open and the gust of cold air hits my ass and I froze. After I finally thawed out a little bit I told my son to go back to bed and I finish my shower.  When I get out I get dressed, clean up the rest of the vomit off the dloor,  refill the spawn's cup and put him I  bed AGAIN.  As I finally sit down my dear beloved fiance asks "Will you make me something to eat?" 😡😡 I about lost it!  But I very calmly said "nope."  AND THEN,  I started my damn period!  I am so over this day!  The sad thing is I know that I'm going to be getting up and down all night because little Satan is going to wake up at like 2 and then wake up every hour until he finally decides to get in my bed.